museum

[gamehead]

prayer's pass museum The Prayer's Pass museum is a small, single-room wooden building. Inside, it's old and dusty, as though it has been some time since anyone has set foot inside. Admission is free, although there is a small ticket box at the front suggesting donations. The wall is lined with framed old drawings, photographs, and writings, with wooden plaques beside many of them. On the ground are some tables where you can view, through a glass case, some of the museum exhibits. There is also quite a large collection of 19th century equipment; some of it are clearly mere replicas, but some of what is housed inside protective cases looks as though it could be original. In the back of a museum is a small gift shop selling t-shirts. It doesn't look as though anyone is working here right now.

Comments

[notyetlost]

Okay you need to chill before you spend the whole time here bent over a toilet what with your delicate as a flower tummy.

[That reminds him.]

Wait, does this place even have toilets, I need to pee. To the max.

[vytis]

...Maybe in the cabins? [Lithuania hasn't actually gone to see that they're locked for now.]

[notyetlost]

I hope it's not an outhouse, I'd rather die than go back to outhouses. Remember outhouses Liet?

You got so mad when I tried to make yours look cute painting those flowers on it.

[Poland hasn't gotten a chance to check out his cabin either.]

[vytis]

It was such a waste of paint and it was all pink...

[So unnecessary! So pink!]

[notyetlost]

It already smelled the least it could do was look cute if had to exist.

[vytis]

I'm sure there will be modern plumbing here. [We do not need to talk about outhouses okay.]

[notyetlost]

Mmm... I dunno Liet, this place is kinda dated. [Not old. Poland's old.]

Like. I donated two dollars to this museum and I'm pretty sure I could have bought it for that.

[vytis]

I'm sure it'll be fine. [Really they lived without modern plumbing longer than they've lived with it. But Lithuania wouldn't really want to go back, either.] It can't be that dated.

[notyetlost]

They seem pretty hung up on dated stuff if you ask me.

[Poland will just gesture to. Everything.]

[vytis]

...It is a museum.

[notyetlost]

...

[Wait.]

I knew that! I totally knew that!

[vytis]

Why did you want to come here, anyway? [Since there's no cell reception and the bathrooms are still in question.]

[notyetlost]

Hmmph. [Stop making him look dumb Lithuania, he meant the whole town is in an 'american vintage' kind of style.]

I dunno I heard about it in passing and this sounded more fun than paperwork.

But I mean anything is more fun than paperwork.

[vytis]

America thinks aliens are involved. [Which is silly, of course.]

[notyetlost]

Really?

[vytis]

[SIGH.] Aliens aren't really involved. They obviously died of starvation or something like that. [Gesturing vaguely to the museum pieces.]

[notyetlost]

Oh um. Yeah like. Of course.

Obviously.

[Aliens just sounded cooler.]

Imagine Abigail on the moon though.

[vytis]

...I suppose it would be nicer than what really probably happened to her.

[notyetlost]

One small step for man, one giant leap backwards for moon fashion.

[vytis]

[That gets a smile, at least.] I don't think the clothes are all that bad.

[notyetlost]

You wouldn't.

[vytis]

[ROLLING HIS EYES. Very deliberately.]

[notyetlost]

Burned.

[vytis]

[Rolling his eyes even more deliberately.] My clothes are classic. I don't need to buy new ones every other week like you.

[notyetlost]

You only brought like. One other outfit with you aside from pajamas didn't you.