museum

[gamehead]

prayer's pass museum The Prayer's Pass museum is a small, single-room wooden building. Inside, it's old and dusty, as though it has been some time since anyone has set foot inside. Admission is free, although there is a small ticket box at the front suggesting donations. The wall is lined with framed old drawings, photographs, and writings, with wooden plaques beside many of them. On the ground are some tables where you can view, through a glass case, some of the museum exhibits. There is also quite a large collection of 19th century equipment; some of it are clearly mere replicas, but some of what is housed inside protective cases looks as though it could be original. In the back of a museum is a small gift shop selling t-shirts. It doesn't look as though anyone is working here right now.

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[notyetlost]

[Poland presses the palms of his hands and forehead against the display cases as he looks at the bundles of clothing. It's not like there's anyone in charge around to lecture him on proper museum etiquette.]

Yeah, I'd mysteriously die too if this was all I had to wear.

[vytis]

[Lithuania is around to lecture you on proper museum etiquette! Aren't you glad?]

You're going to smudge the glass doing that, Lenkija.

[Hello, he's been wondering where you were. You did want him to come up here, after all.]

[notyetlost]

Liet!

[That was much too loud for a museum.]

You came!

[vytis]

Not so loud. [Lithuania smiles, though.] I said I'd be here, didn't I?

[notyetlost]

I tried texting you, but I guess the reception around here totally sucks. [Poland waves his cellphone around, letting the charms on it jingle.] No matter where I go I have no bars at all.

What about you? [Don't mind Poland patting your pants down for your cell, Liet.]

[vytis]

[Lithuania pulls his cell phone out before Poland can confiscate it, flipping it open (and waiting for the comment on his continued lack of a smart phone).]

No signal. This place is a bit off the beaten track, though.

[He turns his phone off.]

[notyetlost]

Lame.

Hey wait. [Poland gives Lithuania's pants another pat.] What are you doing kegels at your desk twenty four seven or something your butt is like a rock.

[vytis]

[What--shoving Poland and turning red at the same time.] Poland!

[This is the exact opposite of proper museum etiquette.]

[notyetlost]

What? I'm just saying, your hips don't lie.

[Poland gyrates his hips.] doot doot shakira shakira...

[vytis]

You're impossible. [Of course, Lithuania says that enough that it hardly means anything anymore.] Are you going to be able to survive a few days without your phone?

[notyetlost]

Impossibly awesome, yes I'm aware. [Poland flaps his wrist dismissively.]

Psh, you make it sound like I use it so much it's merged with my body. [Hypothetically that might be a possibility.] Besides with you here and Ukraine here the only one trying to reach me is my boss.

And maybe Italy.

[vytis]

[Oh, you've given Lithuania something to be concerned about! That was bound to happen sooner or later.]

I hope nothing happens while we're up here that our bosses would need us for... Maybe there's reception somewhere up here.

[notyetlost]

[Wow Poland's off his game today. It actually took whole minutes to get Lithuania worried about something dumb.]

Yeah um. I seriously doubt anything catastrophic is going to happen because of a little unstable reception, Liet.

[vytis]

Something else could happen and I wouldn't know because I'm up here! [Because it's not like Lithuania is a personified country and feels all disasters immediately or anything.]

[notyetlost]

You're not supposed to know dummy, that's why they call it a "vacation."

Ignorance is like total bliss!

[vytis]

No it's not!

[notyetlost]

Okay you need to chill before you spend the whole time here bent over a toilet what with your delicate as a flower tummy.

[That reminds him.]

Wait, does this place even have toilets, I need to pee. To the max.

[vytis]

...Maybe in the cabins? [Lithuania hasn't actually gone to see that they're locked for now.]

[notyetlost]

I hope it's not an outhouse, I'd rather die than go back to outhouses. Remember outhouses Liet?

You got so mad when I tried to make yours look cute painting those flowers on it.

[Poland hasn't gotten a chance to check out his cabin either.]

[vytis]

It was such a waste of paint and it was all pink...

[So unnecessary! So pink!]

[notyetlost]

It already smelled the least it could do was look cute if had to exist.

[vytis]

I'm sure there will be modern plumbing here. [We do not need to talk about outhouses okay.]

[notyetlost]

Mmm... I dunno Liet, this place is kinda dated. [Not old. Poland's old.]

Like. I donated two dollars to this museum and I'm pretty sure I could have bought it for that.

[vytis]

I'm sure it'll be fine. [Really they lived without modern plumbing longer than they've lived with it. But Lithuania wouldn't really want to go back, either.] It can't be that dated.

[notyetlost]

They seem pretty hung up on dated stuff if you ask me.

[Poland will just gesture to. Everything.]