graveyard part 4

[gamehead]

hunter's game the graveyard You wake up in an unfamiliar cabin. At first, it almost seems like you're in an entirely different place and that everything had been just a dream. The interior of the cabin looks nothing like the run-down, old-timey shacks that you had been living in before. Everything in here is sleek and modern, from the enormous flat-screen TV mounted on the wall to the fridge and mini-bars stocked with all your favorite foods. There aren't any individual rooms in here, just a common area large enough to house everyone comfortably, no matter how many more people join you...and there will be plenty more people joining you before the week is over. Because if you look outside the window, it quickly becomes clear that not only are you still in Prayer's Pass, but that you are no longer among the realm of the living. Judging from the tombstones directly outside, you're now in what had been the abandoned broken-down cabin in the graveyard. The cabin's not all that changed; the world outside has gone completely grey and everything you see appears to be faded and blurry. The only things that remain sharp and in color are what's inside the cabin, including your fellow ghosts. Occasionally, people who are still alive may enter, but it's clear that what they're seeing is completely different from what you're seeing. The door's unlocked; however, a mysterious force prevents you from stepping beyond the threshold, no matter how hard you may try. After all, this cabin is a cage for the dead - a gilded one, perhaps, but a cage nonetheless. On the flat-screen TV plays everything that is currently happening in the town. It will shut off once night starts...and something else will appear instead.

Comments

[asapplepie]

Hey!

I was giving you a compliment.

[tsunneverset]

What part of stupid is supposed to be a compliment, pray? [s-sounding appeased though]

[asapplepie]

Because I didn't say really really stupid.

But you're also stupid because you keep going on and on about the people you wanted to save and it's funny because you'd make so much fun of me if I did that.

[tsunneverset]

Because you'd want to save people like...Hamburger Man and Mickey D's, or whatever rubbish it is you read all the time. [still has no idea what the fuck a Batman is by the way] I wouldn't mock you for wanting to protect your citizens, that's what we're supposed to do.

[asapplepie]

I'm not your citizen.

And Hamburger Man isn't a real thing.

[tsunneverset]

Well yes, but that's -- I only did it because -- fffff, shut up! It was for my sake, not yours!

[waves a hand] Cowman, Fishman, Chipsman, whatever. It's all utter mind numbing trash anyway.

[asapplepie]

Hehehe, I know. I'm just saying, you're actually way dumber than me but no one notices because your accent makes you sound smart.

[tsunneverset]

[opens his mouth for a furious retort, then pauses]

You think my accent makes me sound smart?

[asapplepie]

Well, yeah, English people sound smart but they actually aren't.

[tsunneverset]

[Props his chin up on a hand and just grins at America.]

So lovely to hear your acknowledgment of the superiority of British English at last. Is that why so many of my actors have been showing up in your films lately? But please, do go on. Tell me how much more sophisticated the Queen's English makes me sound compared to your ridiculous drawl.

[asapplepie]

[He's not phased at all, he never wanted to sound intelligent.]

Nah, American's better because it doesn't sound all stuffy and elitist. But you sound smart, I'll give you that!

[tsunneverset]

[Booo that's no fun]

You obviously haven't heard me slip into Cockney or Mummerset yet if you think it's all elitist. But I'll take the compliment, nonetheless.