[Just kinda wrinkles his nose and makes a face at the flick, but his scolding is taken with stride. Finding himself there, he guessed this was coming - though okay, the hat is a surprise.]

I ain't even gonna defend it, man. I was there, I found out I got chumped like everyone else.

[Beat's playing it tough because of how normal everyone is acting. But he can't quite mask the tiredness or the sadness in his voice. He'd had all of the previous evening to reflect on his failure and worry. He groans...]

It really was just stupid ass hype.