[side-eyeing...] You would be better off sitting on the sidelines so you don't throw your back out, to be perfectly honest.

Anyway, since you're an empty-headed moron, you seem to forget these places more often than not. I'm not exactly certain if that works in your favor or not, but you can at least rest well knowing you likely won't be recalling any of this mess the next time you wake up in a low-budget horror show. Just stick a post-it note in your pocket so you'll remember to kick France extra hard.

[MAKES A FACE] I had one of those as well, you know. Again, I'll insist I'm fine. I'm not even a child. You do know that, don't you?