[there's something in that expression that's so nostalgic he wants to punch England in the nose for it. miraculously, he refrains...]

Don't put me on the same level as America. At least I only wasted one night. [a huffy noise; he might hear the clink of what would have been a third glass being set back down.] ...You just suffered such moronic deaths the last I saw you that I thought I might spare you from one more out of the infinite kindness of my heart, you know? Next time I'll keep in mind that you're likely the one causing them. [EYEROLL that england can't see whoops]