[bats his lashes] My, it seems that our fates are so deeply entwined that not even Critter can break our bonds. Clearly, no one else here shares a relationship as deep and meaningful as ours. Or perhaps my generally decent luck managed to counterbalance yours.

I wonder what the next one will be like? I would say that surely it can't get worse, except this one was actually fairly entertaining up until the point the prey decided to stop doing anything.