...I suppose I can clean up after you both, it's the least that I can do. Just keep in mind that alcohol clouds judgment, but if you're drinking with the explicit goal to drown yourself out into blissful oblivion, wouldn't that be good?

I also said 'threaten' because it sounds more civil than 'beaten up' or 'justly abused'. Divine punishment still exists in the afterlife, isn't that neat?