[Sorry, England is enjoying this far too much to even care about Poland's insults right now.]

I'll do you one better. I'll sing it first so you'll know all the words.

[He clears his throat and starts singing; his voice is actually really good, although it sounds like he's more used to belting out rock anthems than national ones.]

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save The Queen!

Be grateful I'm not making you sing the next two verses. Or the Sex Pistols.