I lament it every day, to be quite frank. Critter clearly stuffed us into the least fitting roles to add to our suffering.
[A TRUE TRAGEDY... but it's okay he's fine with the cake life too.] I'm a chiropteran - hematophagous immortal. Vampire, if you will, but with none of the stupid superstitious drawbacks.
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[A TRUE TRAGEDY... but it's okay he's fine with the cake life too.] I'm a chiropteran - hematophagous immortal. Vampire, if you will, but with none of the stupid superstitious drawbacks.