[Oh...he was going to give Damian his best angry disappointed face, which can probably even rival Bruce's, but that pretty much goes out the window when the boy chooses to sit next to him. He's a huge softie for kids who like him back, okay. Instead he'll just pat Damian clumsily on the knee and pretend he'd been aiming for that all along instead of his shoulder.]

Point of advice...next time you antagonize someone, make sure it's not one of the Eastern Europeans. They might act harmless most of the time, but when they snap, they snap badly.

...actually, you're probably better off just avoiding provoking the countries in general.