[England's note wasn't even nearly as chatspeak-y as Lithuania's, you bushy browed liar.]Oh come on you could totally read that, you just didn't want to acknowledge my last wishes!

[Poland grins.]

Which is really the whole reason I wrote it, I knew I couldn't trust you to protect Ukraine and Lithuania! [He'd basically written as much in his note to Lithuania.]

But embarrassing you into cheering up Spain would have been so worth it. [Heh heh.]

Yeah yeah, you never do anything for anyone because you're like a total miserable bastard we all get the drill by now. But like I'm not you so. [Poland flounces off for a moment, reaching into the fridge for a bottle of wodka and two glasses.]

If you start stripping, I will hurt you.